ear rape

The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.

I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.

by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 17, 2006

Dog Ears

A saggy pair of tits

Girlfriend: I seen you looking at that womans tits there
Boyfriend: Aye well, they are better looking thats you dog ears

by _Wullie_ August 22, 2008

mouse ears

A small but extremely potent hit of cocaine

Yo man, I'm gettin' paid on the twos and fours, you gonna dig me some of these Colombian mouse ears at my crib on the flip side?

by Rondell Lamar Smith February 10, 2007

A box on the ear

A slap in the face with open hand.

Three ladies gave a box on the ear to the favourite of a prince.

by rose_bud June 26, 2011

play it by ear

to put off a decision till later

"I don't know we will play it by ear."

by play it by ear October 23, 2015

Ear Fuck

when a person (e.g. mum, dad) won't stop nagging you.

for fuck sake mum your such an ear fucker.

dad your giving me an ear fuck

by david let December 21, 2006

Ear Muffin

Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?

You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.

by I am not a prep September 27, 2005