Deck

A group of asexuals

The deck decided to bake cakes at their next meeting. After word, they plan to have a nice discussion about dragons, space, cake, plants, and everything else ace related. All while eating all the cake they made.

by Just.Another.Ace April 28, 2019

deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.

What the deck?!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022

Double decking

Two people farting within a small space of each other

Damn bro I could barely breathe in the car when Dan and Samantha were double decking last night

by Lilbodega March 5, 2018

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019