butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 3, 2010

butt-piller

n. one who engages in the act of placing pills or other tabs such as ecstasy in their rectum.

Hey frank, did sasquatch just shove a hit of ecstasy up his ass?

yeah, he's a total butt-piller.

by frankie capone November 28, 2013

butt rummage

Where your ass and the surrounding skin is stained brown.

Mary's butt rummage was out of control!

by TheRealPirateNinja April 14, 2014

butt-drive

To go furniture shopping for a comfortable sofa or chair.

We don't need help right now, we're just here to butt-drive a few chairs.

by LFJ March 2, 2006

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 13, 2013