mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up

“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid

by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018

Tummy Hurt

Lowkey saying your a little sad. So basically heart ache

She said we should be friends.My tummy hurt

by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury

ow I hurted my toe mommy!

by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021

hurted

Hurted as in they hurt in past tense , also commonly used as when someone fixes your pain

“damn that shit hurted”-kim

by @209cheche on ig August 18, 2019