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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Health Hurts

HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020
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Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up
“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid
by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018
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Tummy Hurt

Lowkey saying your a little sad. So basically heart ache
She said we should be friends.My tummy hurt
by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019
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happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023
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hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury
ow I hurted my toe mommy!
by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021
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hurted

Hurted as in they hurt in past tense , also commonly used as when someone fixes your pain
by @209cheche on ig August 18, 2019
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