When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021
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by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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by BearEggs December 26, 2018
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by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
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Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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