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Horse girl

A crazy, middle class, white girl who is obsessed with horses. In general this specie of human is exceptionally horny and extremely kinky. So if your girlfriend's a horse girl, watch out because she's definitely gonna take the reins in the relationship.
Person 1: Omg look at the horse girl with her horse "Mr Tiggs"
Person 2: yh haven't you heard she into some super kinky shit
by Lolommssss101 October 14, 2019
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Horse Isle

Horse Isle is a 2-D MMORPG created by Miranda and Joe Durbin. In the game you can create your own character, buy, care for, and compete with your own horses, do quests for NPC characters, and talk with other real people from around the world.

It's a pretty good game, and addicting at first. But beware, if you're a n00b or you don't like drama, don't play.
Ramsey: Horse Isle is awesome!
AppleBlossom: Totally!
by AppleBlossom March 6, 2009
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The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.
Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"
by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010
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Horned Frog

Texans refer to the Texas Horned Lizard as the Horned Frog. It is not a frog, but it is a lizard.

Its range includes Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico, all of Texas and Oklahoma, Colorado, Kansas, Arkansas, and Louisiana. The lizard was introduced in North and South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.

They mostly eat harvester ants, but also eat other small insects. There has been a decline in their population because of the invasion of fire ants in their territory and pesticides. Both of them are killing off the harvester ant population, thereby lowering the source of food for the lizard.

The Texas Horned Lizard is a nationally protected species, making it a crime to capture, possess, transport, sell, and hunt them without a special license.

When threatened, it will puff up to stick its horned body out. This makes it difficult for predators to try and chew, bite, or swallow the lizard. If this does not scare the predator, it will shoot a stream of blood out of its eye. The lizard is incredibly accurate with this defense and can shoot up to five feet.

The Texas Horned Lizard is the state reptile of Texas, the mascot of Texas Christian University, and is seen as sacred by some Native American tribes in the American Southwest. Students, faculty, fans, etc. of Texas Christian University are also referred to as Horned Frogs.
1. Wow! That horned frog just shot blood out of its eye!

2. Joel left Indiana to go to school at Texas Christian and he's proud to call himself a Horned Frog.
by J. Wassner July 26, 2007
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dead horse

in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
by knowman March 1, 2008
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Horse Tranquilizer

Known as "K" a.k.a Ketamine; a sedative, euphoric hallucinagenic in the form of crystalized powder causing a out body experience when ingested, snorted or taken venously.
by aqua man 54321 February 12, 2012
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Horse Girl

A girl who always talks about horses, and given the option she'd probably pop it back for a horse. Dream date; centaur. Must have a white jacket.
guy one: bro did you see Alyssa in gym class today? her gallop wasn't as pretentious today.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
by twentysquaredplustwenty February 27, 2020
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