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jutton hook

the act of stickin your finger inside the pee hole of a man's penis with the hopes that it will make a poppin sound
hey, hey you i really want a jutton hook!
by lil ass nawnies March 14, 2010
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red hook

1. A symptom of a disease called Redhooker's Disease in which a man's penis bends in more than a 90 degree angle.
2. A person from Red Hook, New York.

Many have noted that the first and second terminology frequently overlap eachother, as people from Red Hook have ritual for when baby boys are born. Like circumsision, the boys have their penises physically altered when they are in their young malleable states. Though unlike circumcision, the penis is held between two bricks for over 48 hours, which make the boys have a penis that is generally more acute than that of a right angle. It is also supposedly derived that the name Red Hook comes from this ritual which began in the 1600's. Red Hooking (the art of bending your penis) is also somewhat a rite of passage. There's an old saying in Red Hook that implies that the penis must be more than 90 degrees curved upward. If the angle doesn't reach the numbers of 90 degrees, the boy will continue putting bricks on his penis until this happens (though many are excommunicated from Red Hook because once a penis has formed in the normal fashion, it is difficult to alter its shape.)
Doctor's of other cities were stumped when they came upon a child whose penis was extremely curved and red. The doctors later found out that this was the doing of an ritual that is held in Red Hook New York.

This is a simulated dialogue that frequently occurs for those who leave Red Hook.
Male#1: "Hey you came back?"
Male#2: "Yeah."
Male#1: "Why so soon? College wasn't finished was it?"
Male#2: "No but, all the guys made fun of me for my overly curved penis and I could never get with any girl..."
Male#1: "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Atleast we love curved penises here in Red Hook!"
by sean-kun September 27, 2007
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fish hook freddie

when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook.
yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.
by billy jean sue November 8, 2005
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j-hook

When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'
Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.
by Ross D October 24, 2007
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San Francisco Fish Hook

When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
by zotlaker December 9, 2008
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Rusty Fish-hook

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. While pounding your girl(or guy, whatever your pleasure), you rub and make slow semi-circles around her asshole and the without warning you JAM your finger in her ass. When she turns around to yell HEY!! you give the ole' fish-hook. The shit on your finger resembling rust on a hook. You can go for the Double Rusty Fish-hook, but you need to stick another finger in your own ass right before you jam it in her and then WHAM-O!
Dude, I was railing the chick the other night and she was moaning so damn loud that I had to give her the rusty fish-hook just to get her to shut up...
by WhiteKazel March 4, 2007
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Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example
Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past
by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005
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