Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.
Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"
Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"
Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"
by LighterBurn March 4, 2014

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by Griphftor August 17, 2006

A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."
That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.
by ohmykey October 2, 2009

A demonstration of friendlove.
by emjava April 28, 2005

by Anonymous September 27, 2003
