A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
Get the Squirrel Helmetsmug. The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019
Get the Helmet of Destructionmug. On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
Get the River helmetmug. A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
Get the nacho helmetmug. by catnoelle April 22, 2017
Get the Helmetmug. The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
Get the Happy-helmetmug. 