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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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Guilded Pop Music

Gilded Pop is a style of pop music defined by luxurious, shimmering production paired with deeper, sometimes darker emotional or social themes. It sounds gold-plated, glamorous, and meticulously polished on the surface, but there’s often something vulnerable, critical, or melancholic underneath.
Lana Del Ray is an excellent example of Guilded Pop Music!
by Kermie’s Kreations November 26, 2025
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Guilfoyle

A shitty ambulance service where money is prioritized over safety where ambulances are taped together and the only way to get promoted is to sleep with the general manager
Why would you ever work at guilfoyle when AMR treats you so much better
by nysems December 30, 2025
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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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A-Guidopon

the agreement between two people that establishes someones guido percentage.
"Ayo Johnny rockets dude over there is a guido." "Helz yea dat mofo definatly a guido." "glad we could A-guidopon that shit!
by Snookopheliac April 24, 2011
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Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys
I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL
by sirChop September 4, 2013
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Flying Guillotine

A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.
"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
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