shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

Bitch grip

Three bolt clamp manly used on telecom messengers wire

Fuck a bitch grip just use a j hook to move that com

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

get a grip crip

come on dude. get a grip nig.

you really thought i was gonna eat that slug bro? get a grip crip.

by scorchosalad September 24, 2021

it's gripped

When a plan is made and agreed.

Dad: Do you want to come for a roast tomorrow at half 1?

Son: Yeah sounds good dude :)

Dad: Cool, it's gripped.

by houseofcleary July 6, 2016

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

goopy grip

Generally used to refer to girls named Saadya, this terminology is used to describe a pussy that has both gorilla grip and a super soaker 9001 built in.

I didn't know Saadya had that goopy grip when I first met her, but I found out when she made me bust in 90 seconds.

by forkis May 4, 2022