when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024

Renamed after the advent of the 2022 Oscar’s debacle where (award winning) actor Will Smith slapped host/comedian Chris Rock, the humble skateboarding trick: the “Slappy Smith Grind” would from then on be referred to as a “Freshprince Grind” aptly named after Smith’s character from hit 90’s TV show ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
by Word Burglar. March 29, 2022

by Savage Skater 67 November 30, 2017

Hairy White person who likes the Meat of whales and drinks zinfandel. Often seen in the company of sharp tools and physiotherapists.
by Mortenbraeum November 22, 2021

When some dude named Bear doesn’t know how to spell and tries to cover his ass by making a sexual innuendo.
by TheLawnDart February 6, 2021

by Big Boy Bower August 5, 2021

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025
