greasy big mac

A nicer term for a disgusting person, a greasy Big Mac has a certain Odor about them.

Yuck that girl is a greasy Big Mac
Ew she washes her hair in canola oil
Did she bathe in the deep fryer?

by Ohyeahnagood January 16, 2018

Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

greasy lips reneaa

under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa

by 613.shady July 22, 2017

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

Greasy Piston

n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.

I think you are a greasy piston.

by Maxieboy July 17, 2003