Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*
by Skinken January 28, 2019
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Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.
Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.
by Hank the Yank April 01, 2016
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greasy susan

A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)
by Rosie burns December 29, 2021
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage
hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 November 30, 2015
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 05, 2011
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