Glooby

The act of getting gloobenshmire rubbed onto your face or neck.

Dan: Dude, Jim got me all glooby.
John: EW, I can smell it.

by thegloobmaster September 28, 2011

gooball

a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.

kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 2, 2008

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

gobby

overdone

Her make-up is really gobby. OR
That outfit is gobby as hell.

by wonton28 July 12, 2011

goober

Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.

I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.

by Shellers December 28, 2005

goober

Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.

Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?

by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009