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Beer Goggles

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.
You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!
by george9601 November 21, 2011
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Girl Goggles

Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.
Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?

Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles
by nikongod March 8, 2013
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Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013
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Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.
"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"
by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009
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Feminist goggles

The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.
When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).

Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!

Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
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Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
by Philopean September 11, 2006
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irish goggles

porn term-when a man places his testicals over a womans eyes.
by Laura Emily April 14, 2005
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