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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

shut the fuck up

it is a sentence that means Shut up but in a meaner tone for example like if someone wont stop asking you for something over and over and over again then you say that word.

could you please kindly shut the fuck up im talking right now.

by Please take a shower immediaty August 17, 2022

Fucked up from the floor up

One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.

Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

Fuck up

Lucas Mosley

Lucas you’re a fuck up.

by leonardorick October 4, 2019

fuck up fractal

Fractal of fuckup that permeates everything from nano to mega.

Everything I see is fucked up coworker It's the damn fuck up fractal again!

by Fractal meister February 7, 2025