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Fruit Chunnel

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."
by LoezFelps December 13, 2013
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.
Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.
by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017
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sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018
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Fruit Fag

Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"
by Hepiphemius January 20, 2021
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Fruit pics

by Lil Stanky November 21, 2020
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Fruit boot

An derogatory name for Gay,lesbian, transgender, or any other LGBTQXYZ
Hey, Mark do you prefer to have sex with women or men? Man go on with that shit, I ain't no FRUIT BOOT! I love women!!!
by Swanson AL Bronson April 5, 2022
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