y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

front and back

When a dude is a pussy and an asshole at the same time.

"Did you see how Ronnie cried and complained when he took that hit in practice? He said he was going to key Gary's car for tackling too roughly."

"Yeah. Ronnie's a front and back."

by duke manic May 7, 2018

Front poop

a front poop is a black mans dick since it resembles a turd coming out of the front of the body

your dick looks like a front poop

by icwatudidthur September 12, 2010

front anus

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

frollocking

skipping around having a lovley time in your head. usually thanks to drugs.

we were frollocking on the beach all night having a lovley time

by aberfunsies July 7, 2011

Two Front

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.

Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.

by ThreeFront4Life May 9, 2011

white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006