Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018

jiggly fresh

An amusing, jocular euphemism for fat (but not obese). Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. In its noun form it is perhaps derived from the popular Pillsbury icon, Poppin Fresh.

Noun: Hey, jiggly-fresh!

Adjective: I'm not fat! I'm jiggly fresh, damn it.

by Wooginator March 04, 2008

Fresh squeeze

Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end

Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze

by 2K man May 17, 2019

Fresh Humble

To humble someone after you have beat them in an activity or game that they have talked trashed in.

Nick: man you got lucky.

Brad:yeah son, you was talkin all that shit before, had to hand you that fresh humble.

by Burntorangejuice June 09, 2009

eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.

Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!

by SandwichArtist1997 July 14, 2018

fresh crop

First shift of girls at the strip club.

"Hey man, let's go check out the fresh crop before they are defiled in the champagne room."

by robthegod3000 June 21, 2017

Fresh Sample

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

by Kyle Stienberg January 04, 2009