Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
by Sambiase April 14, 2019
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I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
A person that is unwilling to help or participate in anything productive. Totally willing to wait on everything to be handed to them for no apparent reason.
by Bigtechboy December 22, 2014
when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)
I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.
by Michael_Hunt July 05, 2009
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