Faink

used to describe something that was created for bullshit reasons.

Goop's vagina scented candle is faink.

by Failed Perception Check January 15, 2025

finked

A tattoo on a person lookig all f@@ked up.
Instead of saying you got inked.... you got finked!

Last night, Roman had a tattoo party at home and there is a finked image on his butt!

by momentsbylori January 16, 2026

Flanksie

A Flanksie is a blanket with Footsie pockets, as opposed to Slanket a blanket with sleeves, this one keeps your body & your feet warm.

Feeling a little chilly (?) hide under a Flanksie, pop your feet into the footsie pockets.

by Hook Beak_66 February 18, 2025

finkerdink

a stupid idiot that is full of dumb stupid idiot thoughts

you have been such a finkerdink today Max

by KOIZ69 February 26, 2025

Finkel Bottom

A stern and cold elderly man burdened with Finkel Cult's expectations.

"Don't dwell on the past, It'll chew you up from the inside. Starting at the heart." - Finkel Bottom

by FinkelBottom_Girl March 12, 2025

Finkle

The finkle is the term used for a persons “knee armpit”. Specifically, the spot on the other side of your knee cap.

It can also be used in the verbiage of “finkeling” someone which corresponds to the act of transferring the finkleton curse in the game of finklestein.

“My finkle has aids”
“He finkled me late at night, sensually”

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025

Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.

I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025