False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

swag flex

used by logic cause he has impeccable amount of swag and flex =.. swag flex :} its dat flexicution

swag flex bitch na jk.

by david swag August 28, 2018

Flex

To flex is to show off that you have more, or you are better at something.

Another kind of flex is to tighten a muscle.

Person 1: "I'm soooooooo much better at this, I mean, look at me! *gets an unbeatable high score*"
Person 2: "Bitch stop flexing"

by ShxdyNeo September 20, 2018

Midcourse Flexing

Midcourse Flexing is a moderate form of flexing, where a person wears clothes that are cool, but not flashy. The object is to wear clothes that people will notice, but not think you are an asshole

I’m not about that Gucci shit, I’m just midcourse flexing these day

by YoungestHighSchoolDropout May 31, 2018

Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

Flex

Another term for event or gathering.

What times the flex?

by Lord mobius December 16, 2022