improvised firearms

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.

police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.

by roricat1 December 1, 2021

Californian Firebomb

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Alaskan Firebreather

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.

Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.

by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

reverse fireman

Ejecting a top tier level of ejaculation up the nostril, in an attempt to clear the sinus of blockage.

Her noae wouldnt stop whistlin, so I called in the reverse fireman.

by Nalkrat0 February 10, 2024

Finnish Firebomb

The sexual act of lighting your cum on fire while ejaculating and "firebombing" your girl's back

Jessica, you don't understand. Being Finnish Firebombed feels SOOO good.

by Par_ody June 11, 2024

Flashing Fireman

A playful, titty-powered kink where someone gets turned on by flashing their boobs at firefighters—often as a cheeky thank-you for being hot in every sense of the word. It’s fun, flirty, and a little bit unhinged. Sirens go off, shirts come up. Everybody wins.

Flashing fireman isn’t about starting fires—it’s about rewarding the ones who put them out… with titties.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025