feetz

Some one born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Cassandra Wilcox is Feetz

by Billy Coben April 11, 2007

duck feet hands

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.

"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"

by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

I EAT FEET

a type of adult film witch has a lot of feet in random places

like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear

I eat feet

with your girl friend?

some times with my mom

oh ok * skeets out of room

by jeff kin July 29, 2019

Yeet the feet

People with foot fetish love to do this, the find the feet of the bodies in the basement and yeets it the hardest he can

Joe: (Walks to fridge and picks out the oldest leftover feet)
(Walks to Window)
(Throws the feetus-FEET)
Joe:(As he throws it) YEET THE FEET

by Bankwood101 April 27, 2020

werewolf feet

Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.

Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!

Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."

Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."

Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."

by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

Feet First!

Battlecry for foot fetishists worldwide. When someone hears that, hey know that that person is a fellow footperson.

When I entered the party, I heard some shout, "Feet first!"

by Kwame Welsh September 24, 2005