Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

Weasel farmer

A cat.

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?

by an_roc June 2, 2020

georgia farmer

A girl who is hilarious and loves to play fornite 24 7

I'm georgia farmer , I love fornite

by Fortnitefan November 27, 2018

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.

"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer

by owangutaun January 4, 2025

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020