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fanny pack

a pouch for the front of gay men
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by smurfette October 2, 2003
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The Fanny Dance

Where a man pulls his penis back between his legs in order to simulate a look as though he has a vagina (or mangina). This action is usually followed by prancing around the room on tip-toes in front of new girlfriend as a way of breaking the ice after sex.

This ritual must be carried out with caution if the male has large testicles or fat legs, due to the risk of 'squashing a nut'.
Man prancing about room on tip-toes doing The Fanny Dance: "Oooooh look at me - we just had sex but now I've got a big hairy twat like you! Oooooooooh - it's maaaaaagic!!!!!!"
by GingerGod March 30, 2011
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tranny with a fanny

the term 'tranny with a fanny' refers to a woman who looks like a man but wears lots of makeup and short dresses to try and look more feminine, ultimately she appears to look like a transsexual. Knowing that she is actually a woman is where the 'with a fanny' bit comes from. fanny being a reference to female genitals.
look at here, she is a tranny with a fanny
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
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fanny no nanny

1. Used to describe a person with lesser than average intelligence

2. Used in a situation where cognitive thought has been trumped by the sheer stupidity and absurdity of the situation.
1. That Fanny No Nanny just stuck their ice cream on their head.

2. "Wha.. whart is teh fanny no nanny?!"
by TheMightyElk January 4, 2010
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Fanny Nanny

When a man slathers a common cleaning product upon his dong and inserts it into his partner's anal cavity, working it in and out until it has been cleaned to his liking.
Jill is ready for a night on the town now that her boyfriend gave her the fanny nanny of a lifetime.
by Jaque Caque December 13, 2009
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fanny crust

The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy.
by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003
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Bag of Fannies

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.
Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"
by Waster September 10, 2005
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