fruit burn

When you take a fat hit of fruit and you get a burning sensation in your throat and the need to cough

"Is he dead?"
" No he's just laying down cause he got fruit burn"

by cracker jack me off November 14, 2018

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017

forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.

If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.

Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"

by MrLahey March 1, 2019

foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.

"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.

Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.

by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022