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Friends with benefits 

Friends that call each other when they are feeling frisky and what to release some stress
Hey are you guys friends with benefits

friends house poop 

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet
Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

Friends with Benefits 

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship
“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”

Friends off 

When your friend says some messed up shit
Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude

Friends Couchdominium 

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)
I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

Friends With Banterfits

someone you went on a date with and didn’t have chemistry, but the banter is awesome so you just text or call when you need a good laugh or some great conversation
The date didn’t work out, but we texted for hours last night and now we’re friends with banterfits