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the best friend you could possibly get. you local metalhead, horror movie geek, serial killer fanatic. if he hasn't replied to you yet, he's either oversleeping or analyzing your chart.
elián by princessnokia May 21, 2018
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Elastic Pork 

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k
Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?
Elastic Pork by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018
Wow look at elia and nurjati are so cute together there soulmates
Elia by The truth accept it November 17, 2018

elastic clause 

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers
I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
elastic clause by BigolebigD November 26, 2018
A different way of spelling elastic because maram is on crack
Me: hi @elasticgray
Maram: no.

Me: eiastic?
Maram: yes 😎
Eiastic by Trinity12345 December 23, 2018