An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
by asodygasgh June 8, 2009
Get the Boob Eye mug.An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.
by Macsbandit December 2, 2009
Get the Mall Eye mug.Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
by twosticks March 25, 2010
Get the One-eyed Date mug.A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!
You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!
by libraryeyes June 2, 2010
Get the Library eyes mug.The remaining crusty bits left on and around your eyelids after a nights sleep, also known as eye boogies or in more economically developed countries as sleep.
by Delvin Galvionian Destepstolow March 29, 2012
Get the Panko eye mug.Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
by Jmarev June 9, 2013
Get the Desperate eyes mug.The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.
Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!
John: What's wrong?
Mary: That was a big line!
John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
John: What's wrong?
Mary: That was a big line!
John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014
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