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hate erection

An erection caused mainly or solely based on the desire to get back or hurt someone.
Or to feel such strong feeling of hate towards a person or someone close to a person and to use your erected girth as a weapon of mental warfare
I hate this bloke call Tommy. Tom has numerous sisters and a girlfriend so based on the desire to piss off tom and not because i find any of them attractive. I sleep with them by aquiring a "hate erection" other possible situations indicative of "hate erection" include

"my girlfriend hasn't let me fuck her in 2 days man!"
"punish her"
"yeah hate erection"
or
I hate Noel so much to the point that I could get a "hate erection" and fuck him so as to scar him to the point he is not on televison anymore. Even though im not gay
by Captain Jim Gregory December 22, 2008
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Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...
Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**
by Dannance January 12, 2011
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A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.
"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother
by HIMYM4E August 28, 2012
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erection

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!
In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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Relationshit

I am glad to be out of that long distance Relationshit
by Dsolo May 1, 2008
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open relationship

A term that allows you to give in to your slutty urges with other guys while having someone around at your disposal in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.
Nakita is in an open relationship. She is free to chat all day with guys.She is with the guy until she finds someone better.
by ravi001 April 24, 2014
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One Erection

When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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