A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006
Get the bag of douchemug. Your a fucking douch-appotamus!
by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007
Get the Douch-appotamusmug. A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.
This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.
This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.
by Ongie July 6, 2006
Get the Douche Cadetmug. 
Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.
by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009
Get the Twinkle Douchemug. 
Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
by shite disturber October 9, 2007
Get the Halo douchemug.