Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017

Rock Dong

A band with rock dongs has the ability to rock so hard that every seat in the house will be wet with rock juice.

The Away Game whipped out their Rock Dongs and there wasn't a dry seat in the house

by The Home Game August 15, 2008

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017

Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010

dim dong

1. a term to use when calling someone dumb, stupid, or idiotic, without being ableist

"ur such a dim dong"

2. an endearing term to call your best friend: a better word for "bestie"

"dim dong ur guitar is out of tone"
"i love you dim dong"

"Mao Ze Dong was a big dim dong"

by shu maltese January 26, 2022

dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.

Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!

by the realest g January 4, 2015