land dolphin

I'm tired of listening to the fucking land dolphin cough. It sounds like a wolf-whistle.
by MoTussinMoTussin November 1, 2010
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Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.
While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."
by InstantRamen February 9, 2010
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Dolphin Whale Syndrome

When a skinny hot girl hangs out with a fat girl on a regular basis, or vice verca.
Damn she's so hot but she always seems to be suffering from Dolphin Whale Syndrome.
by BPGZ February 25, 2009
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Miami Dolphins Fan

One of the most cancerous and dumbest fan-bases out of all the NFL fan-bases, main reason for this is because they are from Florida a state holding some of the dumbest people in the U.S, they are almost the sole reason why America is stereotyped to be full of dumb and retarded people. Miami Dolphins fans often live in the past mentioning their undefeated and perfect season in 1972 the only reason why their team is notable and relevant, if you mention this they will mention all the great years they had with Dan Marino and how great of a team they were and how great of a player Dan Marino is they will often try to hide the fact that Dan Marino never won a Superbowl. Their main strategy when it comes to shit talking is to live in the past and mention on how their team once was. Due to their team being shit and irrelevant now a days whenever they end up making it to the playoffs they will talk about how their team is gonna be great again and how they are gonna be relevant again then once next season rolls around and they end up being trash again they will be silenced.
(Kid 1) "Hey is that kid retarded? For some reason he likes to say the name Dan Marino a lot" (Kid 2) "No he is just a Miami Dolphins fan"
by JemMasters March 27, 2017
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Doggin on my Dolphin

too close, constantly picks on things you do wrong, just friggin always there to say something mean and not nice, breath to close etc..
Blake: you spelled that word wrong...

Blake: your bobby pin is weird

Blake: wait so are you and him still going out?

Bri: WHAT THE HELL BLAKE STOP DOGGIN ON MY DOLPHIN!
by AcidStrikesBri October 15, 2010
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one eyed dolphin

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.
I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.
by Rustyshackelford3 May 31, 2018
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miami dolphins fan

Another breed of a Miami Dolphins fan. They are often middle aged men who know absolutey nothing about football or the Miami Dolphins. They only like the Miami Dolphins because they like the Teal uniforms or the color rush uniforms. Most of these "Fans" don't even live in Florida and they don't even know a single player on the current team and only know about Dan Marino. These guys will go all over the world wearing the Miami Dolphins jersey's pretending to be fans of the Dolphins. In order to spot one of these guys they will often shout out the word Dan Marino.
(Guy 1) "Hey that guy is screaming Dan Marino in middle of nowhere for some reason" (Guy 2) "Those are a common breed of a Miami Dolphins fan they like to do that to make themselves look like they watch Football"
by JemMasters March 27, 2017
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