box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildo bow

a dildo tied in your hair

i brought my dildo bow to school today

by thomas and ashley November 3, 2006

Dildo Faggins

Someone who sucks and constanly ruins everything

God nick your so Dildo faggins, you fuckin faggot

by Uncle Tom's Dad October 30, 2006

Dildo Head

Someone who has an Head(along with the haircut) shaped like a dildo/Penis

Anyone with a Wedge hairstyle or a really short cut side and long on top

by kipwar March 11, 2004

the forbidden dildo

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.

“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 17, 2019

rusty dildo

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.

Go suck a rusty dildo.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019

dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006