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crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 14, 2013
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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Crack In A Cup

Coffee or a heavily caffeinated drink that give large bursts of energy, commonly used in areas of incarceration.
Homie 1: "Ayo bruh whatchu drinkin'?"
Homie 2: "Man I'm gettin' my expresso on dawg."
Homie 1: "Nah fuck that man, you drinkin' that crack in a cup."
Homie 2: "man you trippin bro..."
by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019
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crack body

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout
by young mad hatter July 2, 2014
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crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you
There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."
by night shift March 11, 2014
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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019
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Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.
Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.
by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011
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