Michael: come on Emily! Gouge your brother's eye out with a spoon! It would be funny!
Emily: I don't want to confibble with your plan...
Michael: if you do it I'll go on a date with you
Emily: ight, bet.
Emily: I don't want to confibble with your plan...
Michael: if you do it I'll go on a date with you
Emily: ight, bet.
by notaweezerfan March 23, 2023
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2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
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Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Confident man mug.1. Noun, a Canadian streamer under the title of Comfi from PotOfGold_Productions. He tends to be an absolute idiot but also he's a streamer, what else is new.
2. Adjective, a way of describing yourself and the usage of the I at the end of the word shows that you truly would not like to move at the moment. Your just being comfi.
2. Adjective, a way of describing yourself and the usage of the I at the end of the word shows that you truly would not like to move at the moment. Your just being comfi.
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Person1: yo did you catch the latest PotOfGold_Productions stream?
Person2: Yeah, Comfi accidentally blew himself up twice in Valorant, fucking idiot.
2. Person1: yo bro, wanna do something tonight?
Person2: nah, I just got in my bed and I'm all comfi.
Person1: yo did you catch the latest PotOfGold_Productions stream?
Person2: Yeah, Comfi accidentally blew himself up twice in Valorant, fucking idiot.
2. Person1: yo bro, wanna do something tonight?
Person2: nah, I just got in my bed and I'm all comfi.
by Cicccirle June 15, 2023
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by Tronamious May 12, 2023
Get the Coffin mug.A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.
Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.
Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.
by Innocent Byproduct October 21, 2023
Get the Confidential Human Source mug.rpg indie horror videogame based on two emo siblings with terrible personalities and traits, parents who sold those two siblings to the organ trade, and a religious cult, among other bad people in general.
however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
by bruhinator 2000 November 3, 2023
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