Phil Collins

A drummer who is superior to Neil peart in every way. His drumming in Genesis and Brand X far surpasses that of Neil in rush. Phil is basically god at this point, and will never be beaten, except by John Bonham, but even he admits that.

“Phil Collins is better than Neil peart”
“Yes he is”

by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024

Mac Collins

A baddie with the cutest mullet there ever was

That mac collins smashed my cooch last night

by mean3bbc#2 June 16, 2025

Collin In

Someone, typically those named “Collin,” who have a tendency to “Call in” to work often, reporting various illnesses, especially before, or after, vacations.

“Well look at that, he’s COLLIN IN again!”

“Ima Col’lin next week!”

by ReezWitherzpoon July 19, 2025

Collin with 2 L’s

The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.

Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.

Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51

by anonymous August 12, 2025

collin elambasseril

good boy and loves getting pegged by a strap

collin elambasseril is a good boy

by ur mother simps for lithu September 7, 2025

Claire Collins

A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.

Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.

When you’re detoxing but still want to look like you own a beach house — order a Claire Collins.

by writingriver October 15, 2025

Pulling a Collin

Getting so wasted that you can’t make it into work because you feel to sick in the morning.

“Hey boss, I’m not going to make it today, I’m Pulling a Collin”

by Buschmann42 November 14, 2025