dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii

lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!

by usmarine101 May 2, 2006

inverted colon

A condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. Frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person's problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their buttox. Although the "thumb up the buttox" procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). Over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. At this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management dick up the ass(see: Joe Howe))The person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.

The primary symptom of Inverted Colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the "corncob up the ass" or "freshly given the shaft" condition.

Although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. Inverted Colon is very serious. It causes severe mental anguish including a massive inferiority complex, inability to poop for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme sexual anxiety and complete loss of sexual appetite and inability to achieve orgasm (especially for homosexual males), and eventually death. Currently, there is no cure for Inverted Colon.

My friend John works for AOL. The only way he can solve anyone's issue is by sticking his thumb up his own buttox. I fear that in time his colon will become inverted. Poor John is going to die one day, and it'll be all AOLs fault.

My ex-Boss Joe's colon became inverted due to the number of management cocks that have been shoved up his ass over time.

The AOL site manager Nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the buttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her rectum.

by ragedookie May 15, 2006

colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.

Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"

by Cabji September 27, 2003

colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick

Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!

by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008

Coloneling

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

by Fastax666 June 4, 2009