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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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'coffee-walkers'

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015
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Rock-Coffee

The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.
Tim had a long road trip ahead of him so he used some rock-coffee to keep himself awake.
by Zach Attack 360 March 11, 2010
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Coffees’ hot

What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.

The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
“Coffees’ hot, it’s burning up”.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022
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coffee action

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.
I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.
by foodboy96 January 22, 2022
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toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!
by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019
mugGet the toilet coffeemug.

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
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