Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006

closet stoner

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.

i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.

by uly October 15, 2008

Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.

Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*

by Darcin March 17, 2007

Closet-Mac

n. Someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.

"I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."

did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...

by cuts in cutty January 20, 2010

Closet Belieber

A huge fan of Justin Bieber who is in denail to either themselves or their friends

Person 1: I hate Justin Bieber *sings* baby, baby, baby, ooooh*
Person 2: Yeh, sure you do, closet belieber

by pumpkinbake June 10, 2011

Closet Lesbian

A girl that likes girls but nobody knows.

Jen is a closet lesbian cause she likes girls but acts liek she likes guys.(and she takes steriods)

by Mike/Matt April 29, 2006