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Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.
After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.
by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie September 4, 2010
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breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.
Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.
by zavoKRU August 13, 2011
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Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.
Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.
by zoophile gang July 19, 2012
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Breakfast Taco

When you eat a girl out with syrup
My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.
by ben&kelly April 30, 2014
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serving breakfast

by cold cut February 11, 2004
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Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2004
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