Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.

you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

bladed

The pastence of Voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other. AKA when sex is still fun. Other forms include, blade, blading, and striaght blader.

Last night was great, we straight bladed for hours. swiss army style what.

by datdude1124 July 6, 2007

Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey

ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”

by aiseyyy March 12, 2022

blade strike

The mark that is left in your underwear when you crap your pants and leave a shit stain stripe.

After trying to hold his crap for 5 hours he ran to the bathroom and saw that he had a blade strike.

by Derty Sanchez May 19, 2008