Boomer Holes

Ripping a naked girl's piece of s*it/asshole and putting shampoo in it

boomer holes

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 July 27, 2020

boomer doomer

it works like gas but more efective

another name for covid 19 for coivid 19 is boomer doomer i used the boomer doomer to doom the boomer

by kenekowastaken May 18, 2020

Ok Boomer

Used mostly when baby boomers have no idea what the 21st century is. More used when old people say “back in my day...”

Ricky: I’m finna get on the ‘Gram.
Old Man: What is the “‘Gram”.
Ricky: Instagram.
Old Man: Back in my day we didn’t even have phones to do this “The ‘Gram”.
Ricky:Ok boomer.

by O O O November 29, 2019

peak boomer

Being extra fucking boomery, doing things like linking the imgur logo instead of a picture.

Kitty is hitting peak boomer.

by xxsaggyboomersixtyninerxx October 15, 2019

real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020

Boomer juice

Boomer juice

The line of cocaine a boomer uses to get out the door for a party or event.

'I'm ready to go to the Queen concert, I'll just grab a line of boomer juice'

by Larry the librarian February 16, 2020

Boomer Humor Tumor

When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.

Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?

by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020