When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 13, 2022
Get the Hate Bonermug. Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
Get the Bacon Bonermug. A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006
Get the boner teapartymug. by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006
Get the boner holstermug. A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.
by littlemissperky March 19, 2008
Get the prime bonermug. n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006
Get the Broken Bonermug. An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
by Flake Barias May 29, 2008
Get the piss bonermug.