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Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli
When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered
by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021
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portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021
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Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.
Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
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The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.
"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"
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The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
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honey-blend

Threesome with one's current girlfriend and ex-girlfriend
I've heard Jim actually got honey-blend last weekend.
by Pafka December 31, 2021
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