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House Bike

One girl who has hooked up with five or more guys from the same fraternity.
"Dude have you fucked her yet, she's such a house bike"
by Jak'n'jill September 24, 2015
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Yikes on Bikes

A turn of phrase often used by eccentric people who want to express their disliking of a situation
“Yikes on bikes, that urban dictionary definition is really aggressive
by Jace Gaillard June 6, 2022
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Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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City Bike

A man who is ran through, a slut. Like the rentable bike, everyone and their mom has ridden.
That boy is a city bike, beware.
by Squirttopia May 14, 2025
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Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
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Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike
I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night
by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024
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