Beat your dick off 

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

Beat your dick off by Zanbato October 12, 2016

Beat it

When a man stimulates his own penis for pleasure

When a guy rejects one too many offers to beat it up, he's left to beat it in the bathroom.

Beat it by D in the B December 3, 2013

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy 

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.

I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy by Saints March 11, 2005

beat like a red headed step child 

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

beat like a red headed step child by mandingoe June 5, 2004

Beat-up 

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

Beat-up by _Steve March 18, 2009

Beat Crusaders 

A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new

I got Beat Crusaders new album POPDOD yesterday!! woot

Beat Crusaders by Toilet man January 16, 2009

Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

Beat the kids by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009