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douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006
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Jewish Bagel

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009
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Oh Baelin

You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.
Oh Baelin! You have the asshole of a 7 Year Old!
by BlitzkriegDuestchland October 2, 2007
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bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009
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Bagel Fucker

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker
by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008
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Beef bagel

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".
Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.
by harlex April 21, 2010
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aids on a bagel

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008
Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel
by Burt R. February 4, 2009
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