The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.
"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."
What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010
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(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.
Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.
Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
by achroom April 18, 2006
Get the balloon mug.A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.
James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
by joose man October 21, 2010
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